Aliens, Hairloss and the Hollow Earth

[Ernest Primeau]

It has been proven that aliens are conducting experiments on humans to
regrow their scalp hair.

But these aliens are not really from outer space. They live inside the
earth. If they lived in outer space then the
force of gravity would not impede their hair growth and they would not be
bald.

This is why they are so interested in abducting sasquatch because they can
grow hair all over their body in any condition. Ernie

[unknown]

Post by Ernest Primeau
It has been proven that aliens are conducting experiments on humans to
regrow their scalp hair.
But these aliens are not really from outer space.

Who cares where these aliens are from. If they haven't got
their green cards, light up the barbeque.

Greys are especially delictible.

Post by Ernest Primeau
If they lived in outer space then the
force of gravity would not impede their hair growth and they would not be
bald.

Right, this is why humans have so much pubic hair. It's
growing down, not up, so it's heavily encouraged by gravity
instead of being thwarted.

Post by Ernest Primeau
This is why they are so interested in abducting sasquatch because they can
grow hair all over their body in any condition. Ernie

Nah. They are just after it for the anal probe.

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Post by unknown

Post by Ernest Primeau
It has been proven that aliens are conducting experiments on humans to
regrow their scalp hair.
But these aliens are not really from outer space.

Who cares where these aliens are from. If they haven't got
their green cards, light up the barbeque.
Greys are especially delictible.

Post by Ernest Primeau
If they lived in outer space then the
force of gravity would not impede their hair growth and they would not be
bald.

Right, this is why humans have so much pubic hair. It's
growing down, not up, so it's heavily encouraged by gravity
instead of being thwarted.

Post by Ernest Primeau
This is why they are so interested in abducting sasquatch because they can
grow hair all over their body in any condition. Ernie

Nah. They are just after it for the anal probe.

You both sound completely insane. Nothing personal.